Jokes and a Powerful True Story.  
womanspoiler Hollywood, FL 57, joined Jun. 2009 1) Acts 2:38 Cute Christian Joke.   A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder… She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: ‘Stop! Acts 2:38!’ (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: ‘Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you.’
‘Scripture?’ replied the burglar.. ‘She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!’
Knowing scripture can save your life – in more ways than one!
2) Another Cute Christian Joke for you.
Jesus and Satan are arguing who wants to be Number One. God comes upon the two of them and says listen, I’m tired of the two of you arguing. Whoever can type All of this Worldly Information in the computer first wins. So they both Agreed to it. Jesus is on His Computer typing Away Lightning Fast. Satans on his computer typing real fast. All of a sudden, both computers crash, then they Reboot again. Satan turns to God and say’s, wait a minute, wait a minute, NO FAIR ! ! ! Jesus stills has All of His Information on His screen. I have a Blank Screen over here. God turns to Satan and say’s, Thats because JESUS ***SAVES***.
3) Another Cute Christian Joke: 
That’s like when Adam took Cane and Able over to the Beautiful mountain side. Gold growing off the side of the mountain, big beautiful fruit trees down in the valley. The two boys turned to their dad and went, WOW dad, that’s Totally Awsome. Adam turned to his two sons and said, yeah and to think that was All Ours, till your mother ate us out of house and home.
4) Another Cute Christian Joke: 
Or like when Elijah went riding in is his Flaming Charriott. Turns to the guys and says, ok who’s the Wise Guy that gave the horses the Hot Peppers? 
5) A Powerful True Story On How Jesus Works:
One night a man by the name of John Henry was driving down the road in a bad snow storm. When he saw a woman broken down with a flat tire. So he pulled over to help her out. The woman was petrified, thinking it was dark out and was afraid of the man and the man saw this. So he told the woman not to be afraid. So he told her, listen, if you’re that afraid, keep the car running with the heat on for yourself and lock the doors till I change the tire for you. So she did so. The man finished changing her tire and he was ready to drive off when she finally got out and stopped him. She went to him, could I please give you some money for the great help that you’ve been to me? Now John Henry was just about broke. But his heart told her no. You just help someone else out one day when they will need it. She thanked him and said, ok. She started to drive off and saw a little old dinner as she was very hungry and got a piece of pie and a cup of coffee. A pregnant waitress was there by herself and waited on her. The waitress asked if she could get her anything else? She said no, that filled me just perfect. The waitress left the bill. She went in the back to get something from the kitchen. When she returned the lady was gone. She looked under the napkin and saw eight one hundred dollar bills under it. She ran outside to get the lady but she had already driven off. The waitress was very, very happy though. She cleaned off the table and was getting ready to close up. When she got home she kissed her husband on the forehead as he was sleeping and said, John Henry, our prayers have been answered. We now have enough money to pay for our new baby to be brought into this world which is dew next month.


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