LIFE OF WISDOM

Things I’ve Learned
1. I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, hope they panic and give in.
2. I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
3. I’ve learned that, no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
4. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.…
5. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others — they are more screwed up than you think.
6. I’ve learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.
7. I’ve learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
8. I’ve learned that I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
9. I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
10. I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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